Watch Their Face When They Open It

Ultra-realistic 3D printing means BellyPack doesn't look like a novelty print. It looks like somebody's actual gut. The moment it comes out of the wrapping, the room loses it. Then someone straps it on and it happens all over again. White Elephant, Secret Santa, birthdays, bachelor parties, Father's Day: this is the gift people steal, not the one they re-gift.

The Joke That's Secretly a Great Fanny Pack

A roomy main compartment swallows your phone, wallet, keys, sunglasses and a tallboy. A hidden inner zip pocket keeps cash and cards locked down. Wipe-clean, water-resistant PU shrugs off spilled beer and won't crease in your bag. And the adjustable belt fits pretty much every waist, from beanpole to actual dad bod. Festivals, tailgates, beach days, theme parks: hands free, belly out.